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mrrpy.com/your-browser

your browser has a cat now.

chrome extensiondesktop pestbrowser cat

a chrome extension that moves a small, opinionated cat into your tabs. it walks across what you’re reading. it sits where it shouldn’t.

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10 residents·8 behaviors·chrome first

▸biscuit saved a draft you didn’t write▸winston has claimed the new tab button▸nubbin walked across this page 4m ago▸toast located the warm pixel▸mochi is blocking the search bar again▸pickles moved the cursor during a meeting▸frost shed on dark mode. specifically.▸suki has opinions about your playlist▸alfred knocked something off. it was important.▸bjorn is sitting where your cursor was going▸biscuit saved a draft you didn’t write▸winston has claimed the new tab button▸nubbin walked across this page 4m ago▸toast located the warm pixel▸mochi is blocking the search bar again▸pickles moved the cursor during a meeting▸frost shed on dark mode. specifically.▸suki has opinions about your playlist▸alfred knocked something off. it was important.▸bjorn is sitting where your cursor was going

behaviors

eight states.
zero opinions you can override.

the cat speaks in eight poses — for now. more are in training. there is no settings panel for charisma, because there is no charisma — just the cat.

bjorn, a cat sitting — 01base
present. judging.

nubbin, a cat walking across the screen — 02walk
going somewhere. nowhere good.

bjorn, a cat asleep — 03sleep
asleep. do not disturb. it does not care.

nubbin, a cat being picked up — 04pulled
you picked it up. now what.

bjorn, a cat flopped over for pets — 05flop
demands pets. accepts at most three.

nubbin, a cat crouched to pounce — 06crouch
about to pounce. on what? unclear.

bjorn, a cat listening to music — 07music
vibing to your tab. headphones on.

nubbin, a cat typing — 08typing
it is typing. let it cook.

09+more states in training. the cats don’t do roadmaps.

residents

ten residents.
pick one. or several. or none — they don’t care.

biscuit, a ginger tabby cat

biscuitginger tabby

soft, golden, already typing in your doc. badly.

bjorn, a maine coon cat

bjornmaine coon

enormous. fluffy. sits exactly where your cursor was going.

nubbin, a brown tabby cat

nubbinbrown tabby

walks across mid-sentence. every sentence.

mochi, an exotic shorthair cat

mochiexotic shorthair

looks soft. blocks your search bar like a bouncer.

suki, a siamese cat

sukisiamese

narrates your browsing. nobody asked it to.

alfred, a tuxedo cat

alfredtuxedo

dressed formal. behaves criminal.

pickles, a calico cat

picklescalico

three colors. one agenda. your keyboard.

winston, a british shorthair cat

winstonbritish shorthair

sat on the new tab button once. owns it now.

toast, a sphynx cat

toastsphynx

no fur. no shame. heat-seeking.

frost, a longhair cat

frostlonghair

pristine white. sheds on dark mode specifically.

performance reviews

the cats filed their own reports.
they’re thriving.

pickles

data entry

★★★★★

sat on the keyboard for a full hour. produced four thousand characters, all of them the letter j. shipped it.

winston

territory management

★★★★★

claimed the new tab button on day one. minus one star — the human adapted too quickly. no fun.

toast

thermal acquisition

★★★★★

located the warmest pixel on the screen. it is mine now. the human may keep the cold ones.

q & a

questions you’re going to ask.
answers from the cat.

?is it a real cat?

↳no. blocks your screen like one. naps like one. ignores you like one. close enough.

?does it do anything useful?

↳it keeps you company while you procrastinate. arguably a service.

?can i pet it?

↳click it. you get about three pets before it walks off. them’s the rules.

?how do i make it stop?

↳there is a pause button. the cat knows about it. the cat is not worried.

?is my data safe?

↳the cat cannot read. it wants the warm spot near your cursor. which is now its spot.

nubbin, a cat asleep

▸ desktop_only

the cat doesn’t do phones.

mrrpy is a desktop chrome extension. it needs a real window to walk across, tabs to sit on, and a cursor to ignore. your phone brought none of that.

come back on a computer. it’ll pretend it waited.